Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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marinus_fml 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
beautiful_disast_fml 2
Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
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Comments (216)
MustangGirL 0
Well, why do they?
nick413 2
He's not a jerk. He said it to himself ad she overheard.
nerdsgetmehot 22
#102 She was probably sitting right there, so why would he say it (even quietly) if he had no intention of her overhearing? He wanted her to hear.
Sam_13161821 0
Haha I'm pretty sure he wanted you to hear that.
Sam_13161821 0
Haha I'm pretty sure he wanted you to hear that.
sadkiddie 0
lol..seriously though if my best guy friend said that (which he actually might -_-) he'd be gettin a swift kick to the balls...it's not like you should stop being friends. You probably knew he was rude before right? Just because he's your friend doesn't mean he HAS to find you attractive. unless you were only friends because you wanted to get romantically involved and its not fun being around him otherwise...then you should kick him where it hurts, make yourself pretty, and find some nicer guy.
Pb25797051 0
you dont deserve a man...never kick a guy in the balls.... ESPECIALLY if they dont like you...fat girls lose weight...and YOU GRAND DRAGON, you need to respect men!
Shinygirlnz 1
It's good that you heard that, now you know how shallow he really is you can get over your crush.
lostsoul1715 0
SO true! If I were you, I would just move on OP, you don't need him
xxKAGExx 0
wow hahaha I did the same thing only when I told her she giggled
Pocahontas22_fml 0
douche bag.
prettypinkpixie 9
Im not sure he got the 'best friends' memo... Even if he wasnt attracted to you he didnt need to make the rude comment to you. Friends should be honest with each other, but not rude and hurtful.
sillybilly98 0
what does YDI stand for?
madasmercury 0
You really should google it. Don't be lazy.
xcl0wdx 0
You Deserved It.
something224 6
maybe you should stop being a fat pig
FrenchyBuddy 1
You Deserve It (translation for #114 not my opinion ;) ) FYL ( **** Your Life if #114 asks again) for having a stupid "friend" maybe he don't and won't find a girlfriend he's attracted to due to his pleasant behavior :/