Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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marinus_fml 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
beautiful_disast_fml 2
Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
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RebelHeart7 0
get him, beat his ass off stupid insensitive moron
fraqtl 1
well. if you were his best friend you would (or should) have known about his preferences. y'all also seemed to miss that he whispered it to himself. she overheard. he didn't just come out and say "**** off fatty!". unfortunately, for being so wrapped up in her own fantasy that she didn't pay attention to what she should have known, she deserved it
StaticSky 2
nothing wrong with big beautiful women
fraqtl 1
if they are actually beautiful. lots of fatties neglect to remember that in order to qualify as a BBW, you need to be all three. two out of three ain't enough. meatloaf said two out of three ain't bad, in this case the two out of three they go for just makes for a fat girl whale. nothing beautiful there!
EvilDave 13
@77 I disagree. Two out of the three can be great, you just need the right two: Beautiful Woman.
Veldan 1
@118, you're a legend =D
romanje 0
woooow, get rid of him he really doesn't like you
savvy_suzy 0
Not true. BBW need to stop filling their pie hole. You try lifting the whales when you're a paramedic and see how you like pushing their cottage cheese thighs between the stretcher bars only to have their fat spill out. Oh, and for the record? In the crematorium the fatties go first to heat up the ovens.
auto_da_fe 2
Wow, that was unnecessarily harsh.
Seddah 3
You know, for some people it really is physically impossible to be thin. Even if they eat right and exercise constantly, they can't get below a certain weight. That's natural. I can understand why, being a paramedic, really overweight people might bother you since you have to lift them and care for them on the way to the hospital, but they're not doing it to spite you.
Veldan 1
@127, stop spreading misinformation. It is never "impossible". It is quite possibly impractical or excessively hard, but unlikely to be impossible. Excluding some rare (and severe) medical condition where your overweight body needs to consume exactly what it needs to maintain weight just to live, it is very much possible, it just takes time (sometimes LOTS of it) and self control. Garbage in, garbage out compensate for your particular biology and stay within healthy limits and it will happen eventually without harming yourself. Using cop outs like "I'm just built that way" is self delusion and in 99+% of cases a load of bull...
Nocturnity 0
Awesome comment! Marry me! Hahaha!
Seddah 3
You just contradicted your own statement. I'm not talking morbidly obese here. I'm saying not everyone can be a size 2. Some people are stuck at a 10 or 14 no matter what they do, barring surgery. And surgery isn't for everyone. Before you go on a bitchfest, maybe you should take a deep breath and screw off.
fraqtl 1
since when is a size 10 a fattie. you seem to be mixing gossip mags and real life. there is a whole range of sizes between 2 and the OP.
Seddah 3
I never said size 10 was fat. I'm saying that for some people who want to reach sizes such as 2 or 00, a 10 is the best they can get. There's nothing wrong with being a 10 or 12 or 16.
DIEGOWITZ 0
sooo not worth it!! get over him!! he sucks :D
pepelapew 0
and that's your Best friend? I don't think he considers you his best otherwise you don't react like that. :(
thisgirl2u 9
Well he sounds like an amazing friend, a real keeper there ;)
Ross_H 0
Or, to put it another way... "... Why do I always fall for an asshole?"
Gundamu 0
Guess those feelings of love went right out the window along with your friendship. Unless you've got one of those relationships where you can joke about stuff like that.