Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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marinus_fml 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
beautiful_disast_fml 2
Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
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Comments (216)
ownitx3 0
you shoulda been like, "yeah sucks right? too bad I'm attracted to motherfucking dicks."- followed witha "I could do better than you any way, why do I aim so low?hmph"
hhhiii 0
missie? lmfao
lovealone 0
Awe, I'm sorry OP. FYL.
cheese_fml 0
is he black?? jk but no tht does suck.
saturnsonic 3
I wouldve never said that.
amthony82 0
your "best-friend" is a Cee U Next Tuesday!
nesian_smile 0
don't even bother with him, you deserve the best that you can get! How dare he! It's only a silly popular belief that skinny girls are hotter than fat ones! No matter what anybody says, you are beautiful! Every girl deserves to be treated as a princess, never settle for second best!
fuzz97 23
this is actually the stupidest thing I've ever read
jackiem14 0
omg Hun I'm so sorry!! I bet your not fat at all(:
fuzz97 23
you're not sorry and I bet she IS fat
Delorean_Fanatic 0
Oh dear, that's horrible...I'm so sorry...
collegegirl87 0
Umm.. no it's not. She was right.