Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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marinus_fml 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
beautiful_disast_fml 2
Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
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Comments (216)
deedz7 0
because if the fat chicks didn't want you, nobody else would!! walk away from this friend!
QuirkyCorgiLove 8
sooooo bc a girl is fat she has to settle for a douche?
mintcar 9
So much for being a best friend, huh? He should appreciate your honesty and be more considerate of your feelings.
evomanful 0
hey wats up
positively_crazy 0
I know right I he's her best friend he wouldn't have said that out loud but even kept it to himself
sweet_candy_ 17
Your best friend is an ass.
phuckyew 0
lose weight qstn mrk (?)
mintcar 9
Your* Too* I couldn't help myself.
mintcar 9
That was a reply to 23's comment. Wow, I'm failing so hard today.
tank77 0
It's you're not your dumba... I'll just say it, dumbass.
Battledog5006 0
I feel HIS pain YDI for being fat
catatonicsleep 17
We don't know that she is fat, some people think anything over size 2 is fat... OP could be a perfectly healthy weight.
nerdsgetmehot 22
#42 Very true. In this society, plus size models are anything over a mere size 6...So it's possible that OP's guy friend has a warped view of what "fat" is, seeing as the rest of society seems to as well.
fraqtl 1
sure. blame society. it's not her fault she's fat. it's society's fault. her being a narcissist? blame it on society AND facebook. never her fault.
catatonicsleep 17
But it is society that decides what size is 'acceptable' When my Mum was young size 10 (uk) was considered slim now it is considered by many to be a large size. Many people do now say that perfectly healthy sized people are fat because they are not size 4 or less.
nerdsgetmehot 22
#82 My point is that she may not actually be fat. Some people think a size 4 or 6 is "fat", when in reality it's a perfectly healthy size. She just may not be a total stick person, but that doesn't necessarily equate to her being obese.
hashmita 0
Your best friend is probably a Sugar Daddy.
risforrrrcuhh 0
He's not your best friend if that's how he responds. He's just a douche bag. Regardless of whether he thought that, he shouldn't have said it. Insensitive POS.
evomanful 0
that sucks but Ur his best friend so u shud have known he hated fat chicks so was he a jerk yes but Ur fault for telling him if u knew how he felt about fat chicks
starile 19
If they were best friends, then she knew how he felt about HER. Usually, if he's her best friend, he likes her. Maybe this is what she thought. Though it could be different if he is her best friend but she is not HIS best friend.
Pb25797051 0
how is he a jerk for not liking big whales who cant put down the fork?
DreggsOfSociety 0
There's no need to hate on the fat chicks. Fat chicks need love too. Not to mention, they're usually the freaky ones.