Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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marinus_fml 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
beautiful_disast_fml 2
Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
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wml2231977 0
I know the feeling man
melainie 0
wow, some people are so mean. for some people, its hereditary and have a hard time loosing weight. just because your over weight doesnt always mean you eat alot. being mean about someone "being fat" is just gonna ruin the poor girl. nô wonder people are so ****** up thèse days, everybody treats everyone with such disrespect.
Sonfang 19
I admire your answer. :) I agree with you!
Glenn_Coco 0
I also agreed
princessnina97 0
YOU GO GLEN COCO!
HolleyChaRona 0
Deff agreed! Those are things that do ruin someones life. And 75% of tha time lead to death!
abc1231 2
50, as a matter of fact No.. coz I don't surround myself with superficial people.. :)
soprecious225 0
what a jerk
Lisa_Gaskarth_fml 2
I agree !
My_Name_Sucks 2
Fat can be lost with proper diet and exercise, however, his shitty personality is going to stick with him for life.
positively_crazy 0
agreed :))
bellaisabella 0
if he would be your best friend he would never said that his an ass
bashaier1718 0
what an ass !! XS
Egnar 19
Why is not liking fat girls a shitty personality trait? And why is he a jerk for stating the truth? It's no different than somebody disliking personality traits - Is someone an ass for disliking the fact that my humor is dry and sarcastic?. . .No. People are attracted to certain things and it just so happens that a large portion of people aren't attracted to excess weight - It's not their fault. A best friend is going to tell it like it is. . .He's not going to string her along with silly excuses that she'll neurotically think are the real reason for them not being together with high hopes for a future that'll never happen.
nerdsgetmehot 22
#61 He could have said that he doesn't have feelings for her in a different way, though. You can't condemn someone simply for not being attracted to girls who aren't super skinny, and I'm aware of that. But he could have said "I'm not attracted to you, sorry" instead of saying what he did. It's called have tact. He very well could have turned her down without saying it in the rude way that he did.
fraqtl 1
he didn't come out and say it. he whispered to himself. just was accidentally too loud. or the elephant has really good hearing, on account of the huge ears and all
nerdsgetmehot 22
#79 He may have been "whispering" to himself, but she was obviously sitting right there. I think it's obvious that he meant for her to hear it.
fraqtl 1
you weren't there. you can't know. I am basing my thoughts on the only facts we have. her words. as close to facts as we can have without video anyway
HBubble 3
Lose weight - fatty
positively_crazy 0
that's so sad, man. I mean him being your best friend and saying that straight to you, it would have been better if he just kept it to himself .
fraqtl 1
it would have been better if she kept it to herself. if she doesn't know what her "best friend" prefers, she didn't bother to find out. if that's her best friend, maybe she needs to consider finding out the basics about the rest of her friends, might save her some trouble
positively_crazy 0
but its not her fault for loving him is it ? maybe she was too tire of keeping it too herself she decided to finally tell him. she cant really stop who she loves
fraqtl 1
true. but if she is gonna ignore info every best friend should know, she's just jumping in front of the train. in that case, she deserved it. if he was a chubby chaser and was harsh, different story