Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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marinus_fml 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
beautiful_disast_fml 2
Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
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Comments (216)
iMandyx3 5
I woulda punched that mofo -__- then eat a twinkie while sitting on his face xDD yeaaaa...
xgetxbentx 13
well I guess now you know how he REALLY is. move on op, you don't need someone that's that shallow.
franwins0827 7
Well, now you know how shallow he is. Move on.
ajfraser 3
I just asked myself the same thing hahaha
cherry72 13
your best friend is an ass. I'd find a new best friend.
ff8masterc 0
YDI for being fat
positively_crazy 0
FYL for being a dick.
C6Racer 0
I have the same problem with the ugly fat chicks always hitting on me, so I am now a truck!
dibbledipps 0
...time to hit the gym
ColdGold 6
Well, I wonder why only fat chicks like him.
ColdGold 6
He's so sweeeeet. He's a fat-chick-kind-of-guy.