Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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marinus_fml
| 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
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beautiful_disast_fml
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Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
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marinus_fml
| 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
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shakethat
| 10
lmao!
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maphineRAWRS
| 10
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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abc1231
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nah... he looks more like a douche trying to make retarded faces and holding a red ball and thinks it's cute for chicks to dig him...
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marinus_fml
| 19
*sigh* Don't have me starting on your appearance. I am more civilized than that.
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stronghand0331
| 17
Oh snap! Girl please, those are fightin' words!
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abc1231
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well thank god for that...
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OrginalOwen
| 0
It's a balloon you noob! hahahaha
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Ashame
| 0
Looks like you're comment hit a little to close to home for someone! Hahaha!
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Ashame
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your*
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maphineRAWRS
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lol bitch please, someones jealous he can look hot without posing like a retard. not that that even makes you look attractive at all anyway
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mintcar
| 9
34, too*
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mintcar
| 9
23*
Wow, I'm tired.
Wow, I'm tired.
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Ashame
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Thanks 33. Same here.
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abc1231
| 2
oh no did I bash on your bf? oh I'm sorry dear... did your bf ask you to comment back to save his butt?? oh no my life is so over!!!
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Ashame
| 0
Awe c'mon marinus, be a little uncivilized today!
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DocBastard
| 38
I see a little catfight brewing between abc and Maphine. Go at it, girls! GO GO GO!
*sits back with a pint of Guinness and some Cool Ranch Doritos*
*sits back with a pint of Guinness and some Cool Ranch Doritos*
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Sammyb123
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40, you sure are defensive. Did someone call you fat recently? Good thing you came here then, because I have just the solution - stop being fat.
In before you attack my (lack of) picture instead of accepting that you're angry for the reason I have stated. Calm down :)
In before you attack my (lack of) picture instead of accepting that you're angry for the reason I have stated. Calm down :)
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Ashame
| 0
I've been saving the Newcastle in the back of my fridge for an occasion like this.
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boyguydudemalema
| 0
what is 32 talking about? is she correcting 34? but she's number 32 . . . so she's correcting future comments?
well anyways i think the cat fight is silly and should be stopped, but its too entertaining. so yeah keep it up
well anyways i think the cat fight is silly and should be stopped, but its too entertaining. so yeah keep it up
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sourgirl101
| 28
Shoot! I want to bring in a pool of Jell-O. Cat fights and sweets go hand in hand.
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
woah are marinus and maphine dating?
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mintcar
| 9
58, I meant "23" but instead typed "34" due to my divided attention and lack of sleep at the time. It's not that hard to comprehend. Anyways, the person I was addressing understood what I meant and it's really all that matters.
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abc1231
| 2
ha! too cute...
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reCHARGEable_fml
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I'm sorry but marinous comment was funny.. don't know why u all defensive about it.
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hayden419
| 2
the guy with the red balooon or whatever, is hottt, hot people say what they wanttt
enough said
enough said
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ItsSho
| 5
LOOOOOL!
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EvilDoll
| 7
well I guess you better stop talking then, eh 97?
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brokengirl30
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meannie
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fricknugget
| 3
win :D
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nikcoleyy1
| 0
:)
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nikcoleyy1
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:)
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fatman217
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all this for about a red ballon really wow kids these day and there balloon fights
look at my picks it's yours!!
look at my picks it's yours!!
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nikcoleyy1
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marinus is hot :)
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ashk8n
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marinus is cute his comment was funny! I happen to love his picture and who know the red balloon could be for 99 of them. 40 get over your self! I thought army men had better standards! I mean really are you twelve?
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LittleMissSusie
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I have to admit, I am saddened that ms rawr and marinus' childen will be plagued with ugly duck faces. *tear*
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YDI_Bro
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bitch stole my picture^^^
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JizzKhalifa
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#66 she wants his cock
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EllOfficial
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I love how abc, who isn't even confident enough about their appearance to post a picture is trying to rip on two attractive people but really is only succeeding in making themselves look like a total retard.
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LittleMissSusie
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156- I hope you don't mean me- I took that one myself! (And if not me, my bad. But your pic of that kid is f-ing hot!)
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hayden419
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109 your beat so shutyourmouth
weirdo
weirdo
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valdancer99
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lol no
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cupcake_19s
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sorry OP. you should try to loose weight so later on he can think of what a hot babe he rejected
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aimeebooxoxo
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awwwwhhhh that's so rude!
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ascott35
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i need to move to Phoenix ;)
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bludragon486
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it's in the water in az man I miss it
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truthunfolded
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can I get in on this moving to Phoenix thing?
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djbrooke12345
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wowww
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fatman217
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phenix is way to hot you got to go to NY. for the winter it's alsome
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qtips402
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ya i guess ill move there too :]
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ryliz
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creeps
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really231001
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the girls comment that u commented on is from az.... fyl for being stupid.
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really231001
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the girls comment that u commented on is from az.... fyl for being stupid.
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DVecc
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yea no winter is way to fucking cold here on long island
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corytheboss
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171 phoenix Arizona you retard
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corytheboss
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#3 will you merry me? lol
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CumShott
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creep.
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beautiful_disast_fml
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Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
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Mesocoollike
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*I'm sorry
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positively_crazy
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maybe it was a typo :/
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jweezy89
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I mean yeah it was rude to say but nobody wants to constantly be hit on by fucking whales. It gets old.
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Ellen_Farrah
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aww what jerk
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SamSayzRAWRZ
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YDI for bein fat lolz jk YLS.
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abc1231
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really? and this is coming from a girl that looks like a witch? nice!
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stitch_book
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@7:
YLS? You ... love squirrels? laugh silently? look suspicious? I don't know. Help me out here. >.>
YLS? You ... love squirrels? laugh silently? look suspicious? I don't know. Help me out here. >.>
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natas_fml
| 13
maybe "y'alls"?
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AthinaMarie
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Really? Your cool, take a good look in the mirror before you say something so dumb. and I am guessing YLS means your life sucks.
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positively_crazy
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what is your problem dude ? just because you look like a retard doesn't mean you have to comment on everyones looks. get a life mate
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green_eyes124
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11- She said she was kidding. Good God, either put up a picture of your ugly mug, or shut the heck up.
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fatman217
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you two should have kids and my pic showes the result
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green_eyes124
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Which two?
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worldclass
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I guess that makes him easy to get over.. or desire to lose weight..
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yomamasmama
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wow. he can suck my balls
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jimbob13
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can i?
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QuirkyCorgiLove
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mr garrison xD
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axxhelairon
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Toastastics
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FYL for being a douche.
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positively_crazy
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^ agree
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Herox
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that sucks but i cant say that aint funny. im sry sweetie (comfort word i use) that sucks but funny. youll find a guy one day dont give up XD
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LimaTango
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Probably time for you to move on... to a treadmill. PS Put down the fork.
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xcl0wdx
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WIN!
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stitch_book
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that's mean. ALSO! i laughed. i laughed SO hard. XD
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Tempuser117
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It's horrible but I laughed too. Couldn't help it.