By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 386
You deserved it 8 838

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Well, does he look like a muffin?

Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry


Well, does he look like a muffin?

shakethat 10



nah... he looks more like a douche trying to make retarded faces and holding a red ball and thinks it's cute for chicks to dig him...

*sigh* Don't have me starting on your appearance. I am more civilized than that.

Oh snap! Girl please, those are fightin' words!

well thank god for that...

OrginalOwen 0

It's a balloon you noob! hahahaha

Ashame 0

Looks like you're comment hit a little to close to home for someone! Hahaha!

Ashame 0


lol bitch please, someones jealous he can look hot without posing like a retard. not that that even makes you look attractive at all anyway

mintcar 9

34, too*

mintcar 9

23* Wow, I'm tired.

Ashame 0

Thanks 33. Same here.

oh no did I bash on your bf? oh I'm sorry dear... did your bf ask you to comment back to save his butt?? oh no my life is so over!!!

Ashame 0

Awe c'mon marinus, be a little uncivilized today!

I see a little catfight brewing between abc and Maphine. Go at it, girls! GO GO GO! *sits back with a pint of Guinness and some Cool Ranch Doritos*

40, you sure are defensive. Did someone call you fat recently? Good thing you came here then, because I have just the solution - stop being fat. In before you attack my (lack of) picture instead of accepting that you're angry for the reason I have stated. Calm down :)

Ashame 0

I've been saving the Newcastle in the back of my fridge for an occasion like this.

boyguydudemalema 0

what is 32 talking about? is she correcting 34? but she's number 32 . . . so she's correcting future comments? well anyways i think the cat fight is silly and should be stopped, but its too entertaining. so yeah keep it up

sourgirl101 28

Shoot! I want to bring in a pool of Jell-O. Cat fights and sweets go hand in hand.

woah are marinus and maphine dating?

mintcar 9

58, I meant "23" but instead typed "34" due to my divided attention and lack of sleep at the time. It's not that hard to comprehend. Anyways, the person I was addressing understood what I meant and it's really all that matters.

ha! too cute...

reCHARGEable_fml 0

I'm sorry but marinous comment was funny.. don't know why u all defensive about it.

the guy with the red balooon or whatever, is hottt, hot people say what they wanttt enough said


well I guess you better stop talking then, eh 97?

fricknugget 3

win :D

nikcoleyy1 0


nikcoleyy1 0


all this for about a red ballon really wow kids these day and there balloon fights look at my picks it's yours!!

nikcoleyy1 0

marinus is hot :)

ashk8n 0

marinus is cute his comment was funny! I happen to love his picture and who know the red balloon could be for 99 of them. 40 get over your self! I thought army men had better standards! I mean really are you twelve?

LittleMissSusie 0

I have to admit, I am saddened that ms rawr and marinus' childen will be plagued with ugly duck faces. *tear*

bitch stole my picture^^^

JizzKhalifa 0

#66 she wants his cock

I love how abc, who isn't even confident enough about their appearance to post a picture is trying to rip on two attractive people but really is only succeeding in making themselves look like a total retard.

LittleMissSusie 0

156- I hope you don't mean me- I took that one myself! (And if not me, my bad. But your pic of that kid is f-ing hot!)

109 your beat so shutyourmouth weirdo

valdancer99 0

lol no

cupcake_19s 0

sorry OP. you should try to loose weight so later on he can think of what a hot babe he rejected

awwwwhhhh that's so rude!

i need to move to Phoenix ;)

it's in the water in az man I miss it

truthunfolded 0

can I get in on this moving to Phoenix thing?

phenix is way to hot you got to go to NY. for the winter it's alsome

ya i guess ill move there too :]

really231001 0

the girls comment that u commented on is from az.... fyl for being stupid.

really231001 0

the girls comment that u commented on is from az.... fyl for being stupid.

yea no winter is way to fucking cold here on long island

corytheboss 0

171 phoenix Arizona you retard

corytheboss 0

#3 will you merry me? lol

CumShott 0


Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry

*I'm sorry

maybe it was a typo :/

I mean yeah it was rude to say but nobody wants to constantly be hit on by fucking whales. It gets old.

aww what jerk

YDI for bein fat lolz jk YLS.

really? and this is coming from a girl that looks like a witch? nice!

@7: YLS? You ... love squirrels? laugh silently? look suspicious? I don't know. Help me out here. >.>

natas_fml 13

maybe "y'alls"?

Really? Your cool, take a good look in the mirror before you say something so dumb. and I am guessing YLS means your life sucks.

what is your problem dude ? just because you look like a retard doesn't mean you have to comment on everyones looks. get a life mate

green_eyes124 0

11- She said she was kidding. Good God, either put up a picture of your ugly mug, or shut the heck up.

you two should have kids and my pic showes the result

green_eyes124 0

Which two?

I guess that makes him easy to get over.. or desire to lose weight..

wow. he can suck my balls

jimbob13 0

can i?

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FYL for being a douche.

Herox 0

that sucks but i cant say that aint funny. im sry sweetie (comfort word i use) that sucks but funny. youll find a guy one day dont give up XD

Probably time for you to move on... to a treadmill. PS Put down the fork.

that's mean. ALSO! i laughed. i laughed SO hard. XD

It's horrible but I laughed too. Couldn't help it.