Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Take the L
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Manlet issues
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Alexa, play "Why Can't I Be You?" by The Cure
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Thank you for your service
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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marinus_fml 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
beautiful_disast_fml 2
Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
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EvilDave 13
YDI for being a fat chick who chases after skinny guys.
Seddah 3
FYL. Not all guys want skinny or slender women, but your friend sure acted like a giant asshole about it. Clearly he's not great at tact or empathy. But you'll find a guy who actually respects you and cares for you for more than just your looks.
nikki456123 0
lol he must must be a stud MUFFIN
EvilDave 13
And, you deserve a swift punch in the mouth for thinking it is OK to physically assault someone for expressing an opinion you don't like.
savvy_suzy 0
Is your name James perchance?
richard666 0
same thing happened to my friend, except he was the one that whispered that, it made him look like a total douche, in front of that girl and other ppl
veronicahatesme 0
what a complete asshole. not bf material, dear, you deserve better!
nikcoleyy1 0
Your sexxyyy!
FunwithBumperCar 0
Sit on his face. If he suffocates you"re fat.
GreyJay 0
Why are you fat?