Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
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X109 0
y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward
adelaide_evening 0
Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.
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megander 0
we feel really sad for you hahaha.
mylifeisfuckedd 0
Agree with 3 and 4 There must be a reason your cousin said that and no one else answered...
Natradtasticx17 0
your friends seem like total bitches :|
Manda777 0
that sux, but y would u evr txt that to everyone? attention starved much? still ur cousins a bitch tho
crazieeli 0
that sucks but i would take this as an advice to be nicer to people :)
breaksprinter_ 0
Today, this girl who is in my phone, (I'm assuming it's a girl) decides to text me to let me know she has thirteen stitches in her head and that she is in the hospital. I don't know who she is, how did she get my number? FML I'm sure that's what about 99.9% of those people who got that text thought that; because you seem like the whiny-bitch type who stalks people and you actually contain the notion in your head that they: A)even know who you are and even notice you enough on a regular basis and, B)give a rat's ass about you. You know, many people have more things going on throughout their day than to worry about a text that says you're in the hospital but you will be all right. Are you sure that blow to the head didn't cause any actual brain damage? Congratulations on winning the biggest complaining, "my life is so bad, I have no friends," DOUCHEBAG award; I hope you now feel complete and accomplished in your life. not. you so deserved this. PS. People care more when they have to ask what happened to you. And where you are. Not when you tell them.
Shizden 0
Wow everybody... As far as you all know his family and closest friends could be all his contacts. Thats how I try to keep it on my phone, anyways. I'd rather have 15 to 20 people I talk to frequently, than 90 to 100 I barely talk to. Anyways, back on topic- OP, I hope you heal up soon! By the way, chicks dig scars. =P P.S. Next time your cousin is in the hospital, text him "Got what you diserved, Bitch" Evin if its because he got cancer. Lol
guinness_fml 0
Don't try to force people to care for you. When you stop grabbing at all the attention you can find, you'll actually earn some.
randOmlyahmazing 0
lol . you must be a real bitchh ! for you to get one message back saying " you deserved it " that should tell you something. & dont worry karma's a mothafucka ! something will happen to your cousin wishing they were there for you then . cuz when they need you you probably wont be ! haha.
Jellybones 0
If one of my friends texted me to tell me they were getting stitches, I would send them 3 text messages back. All of them would say "HAHAHAHAHA" repeatedly. Stop whining.