Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
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Top comments
X109 0
y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward
adelaide_evening 0
Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.
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luckyyyy 0
i agree with #4 and #3 don't look for sympathy let it find you instead
madasahatter 0
YDI for trying to get attention by telling everyone you're in the hospital
LMFAOsabrina 0
You probably DID deserve it. Its most likely that you probably are a bitch and probably do deserve it, especially considering the fact that you texted all your contacts to let them know, probably for attention. 100% YDI.
JRchill360 0
you should post another fml. "i entered a post on fmylife.com about how i had to get 13 stitches in my head and received no sympathy from any of my friends. everybody on fml.com replied telling me i was an attention hog. FML." attention hog.
Belldandy911 0
Uh, sorry about your head injury and stuff, but why the hell would you text your friends about something that has nothing to do with them? YDI, since you probably did deserve it.
nicolew111 0
Why would you text EVERYONE on your contact list because you got cut? You're life is not and never was in danger over stitches, and the people on your phone most likely didn't text back because it's obvious that you're digging for sympathy and attention. Grow up.
mother_green7 0
YDI for thinking anyone cared about you
my_F_N_life_sux 0
bitch got what you deserve...
saprpk 1
well that blows. i guess if your a drama queen about getting hurt than duh theyre not going to respond but at the same tme i would like to know if my friends get hurt. dude i get hurt all the time to the point where the hospital knwos me. haha but yeah hope your stitches heal safely!
bobby9101 0
you're a douche for texting people that you are in the hospital. get a real life and stop fishing for sympathy. it's a surprise that you even have contacts in your phone