Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
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X109 0
y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward
adelaide_evening 0
Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.
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blondeychck7 0
hah u must have no real friends
fmlimagringa 0
I don't LIKE you you seem rude and make me antsy
skierzp 0
133 y did u direct that at 25....there have been like 50+ people who said she was an attention *****
zippoclick5 0
Honestly I had the same head injury (same way) not major enough to text all contacts, just get your stitches and suck it up
shadow_child 0
I can understand texting a few close friends, but your whole contacts list?
littlegoldwoman 0
Wow that sucks but It should be a good indication of how you have been with your friends. Thank God for Wake Up calls. They can be painful but they give us the information we need to change. Good Luck.
heywowmoo 0
You're a douche bag. Who fishes for sympathy like that? I'm sure it sucks your head hurts and you probably spent all of 2 hours max in the emergency room. Big deal. I can see texting a best friend, perhaps a sibling, but your whole list? Clearly everyone on your contact lists also thinks your a douche. Congrats.
miscellaneousact 0
--FYL for the stitches!! 1st-but u shouldn't be looking for sympathy or attention like that, it makes you look like an attention *****, and its just kinda sad 2nd- ur whole contacts list, now u need to look twice at the people around u 3rd - ur cousins just jealous of u, if i knew u i would kick u cousins a** for being such a b****
_pk_ 0
Come on, it's not like you went through surgery or have cancer. You just got some stitches. What did you expect to get? Drama queen.
maggie_gxx 0
haha 9. number 3 and 4 too. seriously its just like fishing for compliments, i mean i could see texting like a couple friends like what happened, because theyre your friends and you tell them everything, but everyone? no.