Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
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Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
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X109 0
y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward
adelaide_evening 0
Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.
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Fancy_Catz 0
wow. you must think a lot of yourself. you got thirteen stitches and texted EVERYBODY in your phone i broke my god damn collar bone and arm and didn't text shit. (perhaps because i couldn't or perhaps because i realize it is not that relevant to my friends' lives.) if people cared about your little boo boo they would see the hideous scar on your dumb face and ask. seriously, nobody goddamn gives a shit about 13 stitches. we have all been there and done that... when we were, like, 9. grow up.
stephanye 0
Was it really necessary to tell everyone?
Masenko7 12
what's with all those FMLs about people not recieving any sms from their friends?
Coocumber 0
don't be a whiny attention *****? YDI
naijaboy28 0
clearly u just look for sympathy and attention which is prob. y no one likes u, hu would honestly be like, im seriously hurt, instead of getting help or resting or w/e, i'm gona tell everyone i know...
lololol111 0
you seem like your just trying to get attention telling everyone in your contacts that you're in the hospital. a couple close friends... but everyone??
CellophaneFlower 0
That sucks and everything , but why do you have to tell EVERYONE that you're in the hospital ? I wouldn't reply either .
happypink_fml 0
I like your cousin. shes smart
thebigone_fml 0
do you really need to let everyone know? the will find out @ some point, it's like when people update their statuses all the time on facebook, like "playing lax!" "having a bbq!" "out golfing!" its ridiculous, calm down... don't look for pity points
sillybananahat 0
I understand texting a few friends to keep yourself busy with conversation, but your whole contacts? Really? just to "let them know"? Come on... I'm sure you're a perfectly wonderful human being, but stuff like that's gotta stop. I wouldn't text my whole contact list if I was diagnosed with cancer. It's just not something you do.