FML : Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Moon_Glade - / Saturday 3 June 2017 16:00 /

Work

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By cacheson | 38

#7464795 - Saturday 3 June 2017 17:09

Metal paper?

By UniUni | 13

#7464816 - Saturday 3 June 2017 18:10

Shouldn't paper cuts require paper?

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By rivenrock | 14

#7464778 - Saturday 3 June 2017 16:18

Painful. Also not a paper cut.

By cacheson | 38

#7464795 - Saturday 3 June 2017 17:09

Metal paper?

By Kurliez408 | 30

#7464808 - Saturday 3 June 2017 17:36

what?

By UniUni | 13

#7464816 - Saturday 3 June 2017 18:10

Shouldn't paper cuts require paper?

By sunshine1421 | 14

#7464818 - Saturday 3 June 2017 18:18

no more origami with sheet metal for you

By Vampirequeen346 | 8

#7464831 - Saturday 3 June 2017 18:47

I've had that happen to me before but on my index finger. Hurts wayy more than a papercut ?

By CrusnikRoxas | 20

#7464857 - Saturday 3 June 2017 19:27

Oh jesus, this has got be one of my worst fears! D: Poor you! Hope your fingers recover quick :/

By RichardPencil | 25

#7464861 - Saturday 3 June 2017 19:34

Cut me once, shame on you.
Cut me twice, shame on me.
Cut me ten times, for shit's sake, what the hell is wrong with you?!?!

By Tyler Smith | 4

#7464862 - Saturday 3 June 2017 19:37

How in the hell did that happen?

By Arashikage | 18

#7464863 - Saturday 3 June 2017 19:40

Maybe you'll one day discover the definition of a paper cut

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