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Don't you wish phones had a feature which could 'silence' the ring/message tone?
Phones do have that feature... Or you could..y'know turn off your phone. I just put mine face down on this dresser thing next to my bed and the texts are silent but the alarm is on.
If people read their phone manuals they would know that most phones come with options to silencing messaging, incoming calls and alarms separately, leaving on only the one that's most important to you.
uh, why are you on the Internet then?
Not by choice boners, but because you broke the Internet with your sarcasm.
And #27 totally does not understand the tone that was being taken :P On another note...I'm not really sure why this is a FML. Somehow I doubt you took multiple hours to fall back asleep. I also doubt the moderators ability if they let this through. Who cares! It's one day out of (hopefully) a long life! Good luck getting a full 8 hour sleep in college...
Turn it off or at the very least turn off all sounds.
Failing to see the big deal here.
to be honest, at least it wasn't a stalker...
@#83: Do you want me to wake you up multiple times during the night, ruin your sleeping pattern, and make you feel like Jame Gumb's balls for the rest of the day? Would you see the problem then?
loving the fml team. (now i think i deserve a hundred thumbs up for my loyalty)
That's ****** man
not really
Why is the I'm with stupid pic pointing at you?
Oh the irony.
I'm listening go on
i would send my mage and unicorn armies after that bitch
Try putting your phone on silent when you sleep
Sometimes you need an alarm to wake up in the morning and it doesn't sound if it is on silent.
Use an alarm clock then
Can't afford it ):
Turn on airplane mode, you won't have signal but you'll be able to keep your sound on to hear the alarm.
There is an "alarm only" choice on most phones, too
Airplane mode indeed. Research has shown that if you put your phone next to your head while you sleep, the waves and stuff will keep you away from sleep for about one hour per night!!
Mine does. Every mobile I have ever owned has.
Just don't check your phone next time and turn it on silent
He's lying!! I was really the RIGHT number, he just wants you to not expect it :)
Probably one of those from 1500-stalkfail
Exactly. What. I. Thought.
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That's when you reply, "shut up before I send my garden gnomes after you."
Try putting your phone on silent when you sleep