By Reena - Canada
Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
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Phones do have that feature...
Or you could..y'know turn off your phone.

I just put mine face down on this dresser thing next to my bed and the texts are silent but the alarm is on.

  EnEl_Infierno  |  15

If people read their phone manuals they would know that most phones come with options to silencing messaging, incoming calls and alarms separately, leaving on only the one that's most important to you.

  yamatelle  |  19

I'm sorry. I woke up this morning from a drunken night I couldn't remember and your number was list as "bathroom blowjob" on my phone. I wanted some ass but didn't know how to approach you about it.

  DizzyDemon0  |  9

And #27 totally does not understand the tone that was being taken :P

On another note...I'm not really sure why this is a FML. Somehow I doubt you took multiple hours to fall back asleep. I also doubt the moderators ability if they let this through. Who cares! It's one day out of (hopefully) a long life! Good luck getting a full 8 hour sleep in college...

  Sirin_fml  |  46

@#83: Do you want me to wake you up multiple times during the night, ruin your sleeping pattern, and make you feel like Jame Gumb's balls for the rest of the day? Would you see the problem then?

  saIty  |  17

It's quite simple actually. Kidnap Ferb to attract Perry. Then use your 5000 ninjas to capture Perry. Yes you'll need that many ninjas. Then suck your PB as you enjoy your victory.


Airplane mode indeed. Research has shown that if you put your phone next to your head while you sleep, the waves and stuff will keep you away from sleep for about one hour per night!!

  Killerturtle  |  11

Wow, I never knew that!
My sleep has been terrible these past few days. I've been sleeping with my cell under my belly, so that may be the reason...
I'm gonna try that tonight