Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML
Today I was really hitting it off with my blind date and was eager to arrange a second date. I gave him my number and he decided to call my phone so I could save his number. My phone didn’t ring. He got upset because he thought I gave him a fake number and stormed off. The battery was dead. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
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hkhan24 23
Dodged a bullet there!
Octwo 16
Dodged a bullet of insecurity you could very well have not seen otherwise.
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Comments (65)
devildog562 33
Shame on you. Psycho 101 if you have one conversation you belong to him and 30 phone calls trumps headaches sleep or freedom. Bullet dodged op.
TiiBags 15
Wow OP you're such a bitch and obviously deserved that. It was completely your fault you got a headache.
cheesy_wotsit 20
#12 Why is OP a bitch?? She explained to the guy that she wouldn't be able to talk to him and why. WTF is your problem?
Marzell 12
#14... are you really that oblivious to sarcasm?
TiiBags 15
Your sarcasm senses don't seem to be tingling I'm afraid...
jayeterror775 18
#14, I know it's hard to tell the difference between sarcasm, and trolling, but come on. That is the most obviously sarcastic comment I've seen on this site.
jerryj 27
It's probably not the case, but perhaps #14 countered the obviously sarcastic comment with sarcasm of his own. However if it's not the case, then: omg!
mrwilsong 6
Hmm maybe that's why Sharon didn't respond...
LeighBabe 9
Wow..clingy much? I'm glad you didn't date him..he seems a bit out there, no offense to him. Maybe he's a nice person but from this info...I'm glad you didn't go for it.
vikky538 29
it's time to stop saying he is a nice guy.. what an insecure jerk..
CharismaGeek 19
I guess he didn't think before texting. Insecure wimp.
skittyskatbrat 19
Some people are good at hiding the crazy..... Text him back with a link to this thread.
drkate25 30
Sounds like a guy I dated for a week who then stalked me for a month. You might want to get a jump start on him and change your number now!
skittyskatbrat 19
I refuse to do that. I just got very nasty and mean to my stalker wanna-be. If he isn't playing by the rules of polite society, I didn't have to either. So I was not remotely nice and I wasn't changing my email, number, screening calls, etc. to accommodate his imbecility. Verbally rip into them and threaten them and insult them...they back off fast. And, hopefully, think very very hard about whether it is a good idea when they want to go after another victim.... If this FML idiot continues for a few more days, unloading all possible vitriole on him is warranted IMHO. They'll rationalize not being able to call with things like "she lost her phone." A five minute nonstop shouting insult-laden rant? Not so easy :D
thetoadstool 16
I don't understand why you were downvoted at all :S Your suggestion is pro-active; not only would it punish the moron for his horrible behavior, it might discourage him from acting that way toward others as well. And the victim won't have to change her phone number, which is a hassle. It's not fair that the victims always have to go through all that trouble, while the asshats can just keep behaving like this without repercussions.
skittyskatbrat 19
#59, the downvotes are people that have never had a creepy stalker that will NOT back off. I'm definitely more proactive about it. My take on it? You tell them nicely and firmly a few times. And when it's clear they won't back off, don't hide and change your number and all that crap. Tell them off in no uncertain terms so that there is no shadow of doubt in their minds that you aren't interested and won't be interested and they have thoroughly effed up ;) And sometimes they learn. Not sure mine did, but after I told him off for continuing to try and creep on me after I told him not to...I didn't hear of him bugging any other women! OR bugging me. :) No ten emails a day, no late-night calls (pre-texting), no "accidentally" being outside the lab where I worked on campus, nothing. I think I actually scared the bastard. GOOD. HIS turn to be scared for a change.
SweetasCandy0609 28
wow OP count your blessings not only does he sounds like a nut case flipping out because you don't answer your phone and you're not even in a relationship with him.
iireenee 23
oh my! That's very nice of you! He's way to mean! It's great that you dodged a bullet.