thelegendarycarl

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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Inception
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Mobility
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Up and coming moderator
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Perfectionist
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Supersize Menu
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Judgmental
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50 favorites
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It's in the can!
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

18%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Thelegendarycarl's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 June 2014 20:22 / Spain - Valencia

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By matt5th35hit - / Saturday 9 May 2009 08:16 / United States

Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By falling short - / Friday 20 March 2015 15:26 / India - Mumbai

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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You deserved it

By actually just constipated.. and stupid - / Wednesday 4 March 2015 15:03 / Tunisia

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By killme - / Saturday 7 March 2015 18:42 / United States - Broomfield

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thelegendarycarl

Profile completed

The Mixer

Inception

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

Supersize Menu

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

YDI Master

One more and it's business time

100 kick-ass comments

42

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

50 quality comments

Who’s the fairest of them all?