Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML
Today I was really hitting it off with my blind date and was eager to arrange a second date. I gave him my number and he decided to call my phone so I could save his number. My phone didn’t ring. He got upset because he thought I gave him a fake number and stormed off. The battery was dead. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
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Top comments
hkhan24 23
Dodged a bullet there!
Octwo 16
Dodged a bullet of insecurity you could very well have not seen otherwise.
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Comments (65)
mindjob 14
I think you dodged a bullet with him!
apcsox 18
Seriously dodged a bullet. Clearly you didn't see through his bullshit. Good thing you had the phone off and this happened. Probably saved you from a lot of shit later on
infectedsense 15
Ugh. I bet he's all 'why don't women like me?' about it, too. Some guys should learn to listen. fyl
thepelvicwoo 8
Been there!!!
lina21 12
Seriously dodged a bullet OP. Apparently, he wasn't such a nice guy after all
cece23_fml 10
He's insensitive ringing you when you told him you were going to sleep off a headache. I call that a lucky escape.
FirmlyAware888 10
Evidently this bloke is oblivious to understanding; perpetually ensconced within his own pathetically selfish delusions... Selfish people lack the capacity for empathy, sadly.
inolongercare 19
Better off without him!