Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML
Today I was really hitting it off with my blind date and was eager to arrange a second date. I gave him my number and he decided to call my phone so I could save his number. My phone didn’t ring. He got upset because he thought I gave him a fake number and stormed off. The battery was dead. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
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Top comments
hkhan24 23
Dodged a bullet there!
Octwo 16
Dodged a bullet of insecurity you could very well have not seen otherwise.
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Comments (65)
cheeseoid 0
He's a nutcase
starcaller17 16
Screw him and talk to me, I know how to stop when I'm not wanted, mainly cause I'm never wanted
Queen_of_Night 20
Been there done that. Mr. Number app. Best app ever!
niome_fml 9
what is he deaf?
alicat13 12
Wasnt that nice, was he.
Askim_fml 6
I get that all too often on these dating sites
creech381 2
Hope you're feeling better! It's also time to block someone's number!
more4me 27
He wasn't a nice guy if he couldn't believe you and respect your privacy for 5 minutes without getting all suspicious on you and throwing a tantrum when you didn't respond. Either it was a huge miscommunication, or ... you might want to rethink that one, OP. The guy might just be a clingy douche ! Best of luck to you !
mosquito19 14
yeah, really nice guy.
invizibubble 10
OP here. Thanks for all the support. I did promptly block his number. He left voicemails calling me pathetic for not answering him, telling me how gutless I am and calling me all kinds of names. Then started attacking what he perceived me to look like (he never saw a pic of me, I never told him what I look like) saying I was probably some fat ugly ***** who sits on my fat f'n arse all day eating greasy food and I probably had the ugliest face ever and that's why I didn't answer his calls and that I'm just out to hurt people, blah blah blah lol