Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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Top comments
Joshua137 0
Nothing wrong with being critical about the **** you watch.
zack11742 7
Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex
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Comments (194)
RaquelW 7
Why? Were you afraid she was judging you?
vintage3113 6
You are ****** in the head lol
Zita_fml 4
bit disturbing "/
alfred07 18
Usually I find such statements to be cruel but you really need to get laid.
isis_morrigan 18
Here's an idea, watch a different video! How hard is that? Unless of course you are actually enjoying yelling at the girl, but then it wouldn't be a fml!
Wtfeezy 5
You Need to get laid bro.
rattusrattus 19
Maybe she likes to watch you ********** through the fourth wall. She finds it hot.
Calyx_fml 22
She's not looking at you. She's looking at her own reflection in the lens. Many **** stars are narcissists.
JMichael 26
Aren't they supposed to look at the camera?
Soliz27 2
Did she scream back???
goodfella925 0
Aha!!:D