Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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Top comments
Joshua137 0
Nothing wrong with being critical about the **** you watch.
zack11742 7
Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex
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Comments (194)
DaveTheBrave20 0
That is the definition of rockbottom
redtigerlily 5
I have done that a few times. Turn off.
kieferr 8
The real question is, did she yell back??
hateevryone 15
did you recognize her?
Dracoboxer357 36
Don't worry, OP, I understand. The moment she looked at you, and you stared into the window of her soul, you stopped seeing her as your personal sexual entertainment and realized this is actually a person with fears and life expectations and such, and suddenly she's not a chick giving a *******, she's a person with a penis in her mouth! Not very comforting, is it? ;) (Yes I'm teasing you. ****'s fine, watch a different one, or not.)
BunBunBabe 8
You need a girlfriend but no girl will like sleeping with someone who will flip shit and yell when they accidentally make eye contact...just so you know incase that comes up
C94_ 0
dont u jus hate when they dont do what u say...??
Slash11564a 2
Get out and go get a girl so she gives you live **** on you duhh!
juicifer 0
You should get out more and try real sex
HannahXHomicide 3
Do you think he wants to be single? They do that in some **** videos because guys like it. Just find another video if it's bothering.