Don't catch you slippin' now

By Anonymous - 28/12/2021 17:01

Today, I somehow miscounted the steps on the staircase I've used multiple times a day for 20 years, then fell all the way to the bottom. Doctors say I fractured my coccyx, which is basically the ass bone at the bottom of my spine. I can neither sit or lie on my back for at least 6 weeks. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 25
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Ah man does that ever suck! I still clearly remember when I missed a bench as a kid and ended up putting my full weight onto my tailbone. I couldn’t sit or lay on my back for roughly a week. I could only imagine how much more awful it would have been to break the damn thing.

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Nhayaa2.0 17

I count stairs too in my house so I can navigate at night without turning the lights on or when my hands are full and I can't see them. There's nothing wrong with that.

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TwoBytesCarley 25
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Ah man does that ever suck! I still clearly remember when I missed a bench as a kid and ended up putting my full weight onto my tailbone. I couldn’t sit or lay on my back for roughly a week. I could only imagine how much more awful it would have been to break the damn thing.

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RichardPencil 30
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While you're recuperating, you might want to work on your OCD. Who the hell counts stairs?!?!

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Nhayaa2.0 17

I count stairs too in my house so I can navigate at night without turning the lights on or when my hands are full and I can't see them. There's nothing wrong with that.

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