Don't catch you slippin' now

By Anonymous - 28/12/2021 17:01

Today, I somehow miscounted the steps on the staircase I've used multiple times a day for 20 years, then fell all the way to the bottom. Doctors say I fractured my coccyx, which is basically the ass bone at the bottom of my spine. I can neither sit or lie on my back for at least 6 weeks. FML
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Ah man does that ever suck! I still clearly remember when I missed a bench as a kid and ended up putting my full weight onto my tailbone. I couldn’t sit or lay on my back for roughly a week. I could only imagine how much more awful it would have been to break the damn thing.

I count stairs too in my house so I can navigate at night without turning the lights on or when my hands are full and I can't see them. There's nothing wrong with that.

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Ah man does that ever suck! I still clearly remember when I missed a bench as a kid and ended up putting my full weight onto my tailbone. I couldn’t sit or lay on my back for roughly a week. I could only imagine how much more awful it would have been to break the damn thing.

While you're recuperating, you might want to work on your OCD. Who the hell counts stairs?!?!

I count stairs too in my house so I can navigate at night without turning the lights on or when my hands are full and I can't see them. There's nothing wrong with that.