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By LogicalMolly - 13/12/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

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By Too Late - 19/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Sheboygan

Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML

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By finalssuck - 21/05/2010 15:01 - United States

Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 22:00

Today, I have six exams next week, and as of this morning, I also have appendicitis. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, I realized that getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in the test hall, reached into my bag for a pencil, and found instead three baby carrots and a spoon. FML

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By OiVey - 01/11/2017 18:30 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

Today, I found out that I've been taking the wrong math class all semester. We're only a few weeks from finals and I have no drops left. FML

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By CollegeKid - 27/10/2015 10:28 - United States - Urbana

Today, I found out all six classes I'm taking have finals on the same day. This is my first semester in college. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2012 18:16 - United States - Tucson

Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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By Takegami - 15/12/2018 17:30

Today. I had my first final exam. That would be fine if I hadn’t gotten sick 4 days ago. No one can go get my antibiotics, I feel like I’m dying and I can’t miss these exams under any circumstance. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:56

1+1=3 without a condom.

FunkyAndFresh 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:59

Did you have a 6inch with meatballs?

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marisadc79 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:59

Not exactly the test you were hoping to pass I'm sure but believe me, you can get through it like so many others have

IceeCreamm 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:04

dw, you might pass an STD test aswell

EwanSmith 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:01

was it 6 or 12 inches?

memob123 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:32

Joke already taken

saIty 17

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:56

1+1=3 without a condom.

yumlicious 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:12

1+1=3 even with the use a condoms.

sr101998 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:14

Only if it breaks.

Evan2297 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:47

Greater or equal to 3... And hopefully not less than...

FunkyAndFresh 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:59

Did you have a 6inch with meatballs?

CalCommando 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:34

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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silverhelms 5

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:01

Easy A

RecklessJellyBea 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:02

Well, that's the only sure way to pass a test right? By sleeping with the professor.

RecklessJellyBea 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:09

-#5 I beg to differ. Sometimes people just get pregnant. Even from using such preventive methods. And I'm pretty sure *most* women don't look to abortion as a sort of birth control. It's more of a last line of defense.