Not exactly the test you were hoping to pass I'm sure but believe me, you can get through it like so many others have

dw, you might pass an STD test aswell

was it 6 or 12 inches?

Joke already taken

1+1=3 without a condom.

1+1=3 even with the use a condoms.

Only if it breaks.

Greater or equal to 3... And hopefully not less than...

Did you have a 6inch with meatballs?

Or a footlong ripped in half viciously by someones teeth?

Easy A

Well, that's the only sure way to pass a test right? By sleeping with the professor.

-#5 I beg to differ. Sometimes people just get pregnant. Even from using such preventive methods. And I'm pretty sure *most* women don't look to abortion as a sort of birth control. It's more of a last line of defense.

Damn you Jared!

Sounds like you didn't study for that test either.

Well... At least you're good at something right?