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By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

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Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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By FUCK YOU - 08/08/2014 21:29 - United States

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Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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By Pornstartled - 03/11/2022 14:00 - Netherlands - Zutphen

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Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

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Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

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Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

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Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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Boredom

By alhummel21 - 12/02/2009 07:45 - United States

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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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Top comments

Joshua137 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:05

Nothing wrong with being critical about the **** you watch.

zack11742 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:55

Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex

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BiGxMoE_fml 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:10

Haha. Dont u hate it when that happens?! XD

anniekins 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:18

"amateur!"

Drobin_fml 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:34

You're asian...so you should know how it goes

sougstad 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:21

You know life is bad when u can't even jerk off without something goin wrong...

groupleader 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:47

Maybe she was looking away from you....glass is either half empty or half full..just sayin.

ravenxcorvinus 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:49

director much OP?

The_Hitdude 12

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:53

You know you need a girlfriend when...

alexup24 13

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:57

she was making eye contact

Tikmysta 20

Wednesday 29 February 2012 18:16

O man...

TheGreenArrow 3

Wednesday 29 February 2012 18:41

She's breaking the fourth wall.

idoam 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:36

Acting speak!! Someone else understands!

power0911 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 18:45

You're not the only one who's done that.

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