Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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Top comments
Joshua137 0
Nothing wrong with being critical about the **** you watch.
zack11742 7
Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex
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Comments (194)
astronobob 0
Stop looking at me! It totally ruins the "mood"!
Drobin_fml 0
Your picture...the ****?
BeccaHugs 17
Go get laid bro.
j_cat187 20
Give away your virginity to a prostitute (sad).
SaMmIMonster96 6
Umm? I didn't see the word prostitute anywhere in there. It said go get laid
The_Troller 14
Well if OP is at the point where he's yelling at his ****, I think a prostitute might be his only option.
SaMmIMonster96 6
I swear, people are giving up too easily. If everybody would get off of the computers and actually go outside I bet almost half of us would have a boyfriend or girlfriend. (Not a judgement about being online because I am also but this goes for me too)
The_Troller 14
I know, I was just joking.
SaMmIMonster96 6
:) okay, by any chance do you have an email? Sorry, I am on my iPod and can't pm
The_Troller 14
Well I'd have to PM that to you so...
SaMmIMonster96 6
Or, can you email me.. My email is on my profile
j_cat187 20
I assumed op can not get a girlfriend or a **** buddy. Therefor a prostitute would be the only way for op to laid.
godlike1 5
Stay away from the amateur stuff.
alstbv12 13
"in the few I've watched in the past". Let's be honest. You really mean in the past day.
Llamacod 11
No, he means "few" meaning thousands
urdirtyolduncle 15
I like the amateur ones. They're more realistic.
silentbutfunny 0
RIGHT, cause i go home, throw some popcorn on, sit back and watch 2 sweaty people pounding each other in bed, As i sit and go "hmm she looks dumb"
OffMySack 2
You must be watching POV.. i mean eww thats gross man.
Xcherrypie 16
I thought the point of eye contact in **** is to 'trick' you into thinking you actually had someone...
Farfalo 3
You mean they've been lying to me this whole time? I really thought I was connecting with those local singles...
Calyx_fml 22
No, it's to emphasize the point that not only is she having sex but she knows that she's being filmed and likes that thousands of men are wanking it to her. It's like her saying "I know I'm a **** and I know you like me being a **** and I like that". It's has nothing to do with girlfriend replacement. It's exhibitionist vanity.
kirstendanielle1 0
FML is really going downhill.
IndianGiver 8
I find it hard to ********** to those vids too. Yer not the only one
ninjafury101 2
You could've watched a different video...
dcg_957 0
Forever Alone
faydanielle 2
Get off your arse and go get a girlfriend!
eastsidesoldier 7
That not nice lol haha:D
SoSickWithIt 14
He has a lot girlfriends? Well, 5 a day actually. Unless he upgrades to premium.
IsMyWenieHard 0
Yessss pornhub mobile
j_cat187 20
#57 pornhubs the best there is
pagullarka 9
Maybe you can help out the poor guy.