ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
SouthPaw
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Wifewithquestions
Clarksville, United States
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
BryVOOD 0
Badum csh*
Razman201 14
Couldn't have said it better XD
norskchic 9
that must be hard to deal with...
rawrgle 7
(hehe, hard)
chessypie 0
Wow dude how small is it?
AndieAvacado 0
That's rude
chessypie 0
Kinda but its ture and some times the truth hurts
caidensmommy 2
It would of sucked if you had an allergic reaction to them!
Chunkylover76 4
She would have sucked if he had ANY reaction to them!!
nunsrtight69 0
win!!!!!
xXshadowrollerXx 6
"Honey, what's that your putting in my coffee?" "Uh.. Sugar."
haleyyraee96 0
Cool story bro, tell it again...
decidedlyvague 11
The first time was funnier.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
"Honey, what's that your putting in my coffee?" "Uh.. Sugar."
cherrypie22 6
Why did u post that 4x?
KushMastaDisasta 3
iphones/ipods do that sometimes.
FYLDeep 26
Even if you jerk off the submit button, the anti-flood system should prevent it from submitting.
boredblonde 17
Sometimes it does that
Justforlolz 14
QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD post.
mike_murda 0
lmao!! good one!!
xXshadowrollerXx 6
"Honey, what's that your putting in my coffee?" "Uh.. Sugar."
xXshadowrollerXx 6
"Honey, what's that your putting in my coffee?" "Uh.. Sugar."
NomOnShroomz 14
Ya I looked that shit up online, the pills actually disintegrate the inside of your penis and you have to put some penis enlargement rings around it for it to work. If you don't put them on right your dick's not gunna be the right shape.
chaoticxxxmess 3
That's freaky science.
blackveilbridez 0
why were you looking up penis enlargement pills ...?
prinzess_fml 25
^Haha, awesome
NomOnShroomz 14
I didn't look it up, I saw an ad on pornhub.
malignantmegan 3
:O
IamMe95 5
Fail dude. Just get laid -_- duhh
NomOnShroomz 14
Dude, I have a lifetime supply of any drug you can think of including roofies, and you don't think I get laid?
JHS9109 6
291-- Thats something to be proud of? you have to use roofies to get laid? FYL bro..
haleyyraee96 0
15- I see what you did there...
BellaBelle_fml 23
Congrats!....so did everyone else here.
2wenty0ne21 0
I thought it was funny 29. Keep your wit it'll come in handy.