ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
SouthPaw
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Wifewithquestions
Clarksville, United States
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
david12z 0
Downer- you've got a small dick. Upper- the pills might work
DFlit1 0
Dude that sucks, one that means u need to go down more and 2 watch out cuz those pills have nasty side effects
saturnsonic 3
You Should slip Divorce papers in her coffee ;-)
loserman67 36
Let her catch you slipping some sugar pills in her coffee and when she asks what they are tell hre "Snatch shrinkers" -
perdix 31
Do those things really work? I just asking, y'know, in case I wanted to get huge and moonlight in ****. Yeah, that's it!
KiddNYC1O 22
Ehh, **** is depreciating, Perdix. Lol
perdix 31
Why do I care what happens to the value of **** over time? Old **** seems ridiculous, so I have no doubt that what we make today will be a joke in a decade. I'm not counting on the residuals, I'll just take my check from the the shoot and run.
perdix 31
I'm totally sure, BABE, without any help I'm doing well. I'm just curious, in case, I want to get really huge so I can use my freakishly large penis for entertainment purposes. Yeah, that's it, I'm sure . . . Totally, sure . . . *busts out crying, sob, sob , sob!* I'm tiny!! I hope to God these pills work so I can blow up to "normal." Although I prefer Apple products, I have to explain to girls why my nickname is Micro Soft! Let's just keep this between you and me -- no one reads FML comments, so our secret is safe. Small penises can be cute, right?
perdix 31
Do those things really work? I just asking, y'know, in case I wanted to get huge and moonlight in ****. Yeah, that's it!
Blutwurst 0
yeah let that bitch make that coffee for you evey day!!
countrychick672 0
Haha
The_Instigator 11
At least you caught her slipping pills in your coffee instead of "making coffee" for someone else.
lmaoatall 6
Everybody calm down. It was just a Johnson latte. I'll take mine supersized thankyou
miZscrZee 0
LMAOOOOO! damn that's hella fckd up. HAHAHAH.