ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
SouthPaw
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Wifewithquestions
Clarksville, United States
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
WiderWille 11
Two times post #22 oO And @22, I was being ironic, that is saying something but actually meaning the opposite
NomOnShroomz 14
Uhhh wuhh??
wriptidez 0
notcool..what if she put too many in andu had to. visit rhe ER
jose18 3
Which part of this is an fml
ljcarranza 16
haha damn u shud put it iin her ass and say. "is it to small now??" haha Jst a thouht
Sirin_fml 47
You should probably take some English classes or something. My eyes haven't burned like this since I walked in on Perdix doing his P90Xs in the nude.
zombicidal 11
why don't staff have thumbs up options? is it because you guys are to radtastic to thumb down
ColCyclone 17
That's cute, insulting someone on the internet for bad grammar.
alfool 0
Hahahaha
Sirin_fml 47
Bad grammar, bad spelling, joking about raping someone; if that appeals to your sense of humour, then perhaps 37 is not the only one who needs help.
KiddNYC1O 22
I did P90x for 2 weeks, then I became busy as **** (lazy as ****) and stopped. Yeahhh.
KiddNYC1O 22
69- I thumb up Sirin all the time.
prinzess_fml 25
Hi Sirin, when you have some time, please add the ^ in côté on your profile, that pretty much burns my eyes too. I think you overreacted BTW.
prinzess_fml 25
Sirin: thanks
perdix 31
Sirin, To be fair, that wasn't P90X, that was just vigorous masturbating. You wouldn't have gotten hit in the eye if you watched from the gallery set up for all of the registered FML stalker chicks.
ColCyclone 17
It's the internet, there's a lot of that here. You must be new.
kareltje 17
You probably deserve it? ;)
swinglifeaway123 8
Put silicone breast implants on her breakfast plate.
heyimallison 0
well do they work?
boredblonde 17
I guess she likes it big
boredblonde 17
Thank you Sherlock
fadedflyer16 0
do u like it big??;)
boredblonde 17
You know it;)
woodrow68oo 2
Wind tunnel...
KhronicSmoke 2
I say it's a win win situation...
perdix 31
She just wants you to catch up with her boyfriend.