ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
SouthPaw
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Wifewithquestions
Clarksville, United States
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
Ph03n1x1369 2
So then, size does matter ? Sucks to be you
jobsman99 0
So she wants to wrap both hands around it as she strokes you and sucks you off. Bet you can't wait to do anal to her with a bigger ****.
puppydog 12
I think it's more a FHL because she thinks that would actually work.. most of those pills just dilate the blood capillaries so that it looks bigger flaccid but is exactly the same overall. That and I highly doubt that dissolved in coffee is an effective way to take in those chemicals.
doubleodoggy 0
Well, at least it's for your sex life!
smirnoff1695 0
At least she cares:)
_daniellesays_ 10
Do you say something or just look away as if you haven't seen? :l
jackiemonster 5
Haha, at least she isn't cheating on you. It's both of a win-win.
mrsvickybear 9
:cc
carboncopy1987 6
Slip diet pills into her Coffee and MAKE SURE SHE CATCHES YOU
garfield224 0
Good. If your woman isn't happy, change a little.