Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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missL1z 5
Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!
kristindabomb 12
Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?
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Comments (174)
mann5939 0
U have to admit that's original LMAO!!
KnucklesDeep 5
How thick must this manchild be to think it would work? How long did he keep up this nonsense?
divadro102 16
Gotta hand it to him, the man can act... Poorly
varkey 7
"The usual excuses?" Does that mean he's cheated on you before and you're still with him? If so, both FYL and YDI. Since it's unclear, I just put FYL. That is pretty funny, though.
Zyngwarff 3
-cough cough- DUMBASS -cough cough-
superstar429 7
wow at least you he didnt give you the lame excuses and thought you will buy it but this one he is priceless to get a story like that but i bet you did the right thing you dumped him like hes trash right??
slicklol 7
I don't think you guys see how Epic this is ... xD, i literally had to cover up my mouth not to burst into an extremely loud laughing fit !!
chelseaaababyyy 17
i wouldnt want to be with someone that stupid anyway. dont worry about it, op(:
ArsenalFan12 0
BOSS!
whited666 0
Y(kinda)DI...by the way you said "usual excuses", you make it seem like he's done it before...don't give him another chance!