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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:26 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By wooed - 03/12/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

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That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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You deserved it 3 498

By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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I ate being proved right

By Anonymous - 06/12/2025 12:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML

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You deserved it 59

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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You deserved it 4 982

By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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You deserved it 4 723

By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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You deserved it 3 164

Fake mystery guy

By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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You deserved it 149

missL1z 5

Monday 19 September 2011 18:34

Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!

kristindabomb 12

Monday 19 September 2011 18:38

Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?

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nerual13 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 19:13

Dump his ass!

MistressWhitlock 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 23:19

What a ******* Moron I can't believe he thought he get away with it Dump his stupid Ass

specialexa 0

Friday 23 September 2011 10:23

Hahahaha

Caydance14 0

Friday 23 September 2011 19:42

What a loser hahaha I didn't know there were people out there that stupid! Haha wow

Azlein 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 19:21

He deserves a good kick in the nads.

choloman 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 0:07

usual excuses? and you're still with the dumbass? dumbass

TeenageDirtbagg 3

Monday 26 September 2011 5:49

ahaaaahaaa!! that's funny shit. he's an idiot.

MistressWhitlock 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:14

What a moron does he think your that stupid to believe that dump his stupid ass to the curb

azrial897 0

Monday 3 October 2011 3:37

What an idiot

sgtwho 4

Friday 7 October 2011 2:09

Gotta give him points for creativity...but yea FYL

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