Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML
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Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
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RichardPencil 30
I hope the new, made-up guy is hotter than your real boyfriend, and that he appreciates your fashion sense. That would suck if your boyfriend made up a loser for you to cheat with.
ojoRojo 27
Insecure much? That’s a red flag, my friend
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RichardPencil 30
I hope the new, made-up guy is hotter than your real boyfriend, and that he appreciates your fashion sense. That would suck if your boyfriend made up a loser for you to cheat with.
ahabsfan 15
By cute do you mean slutty? Your boyfriend sounds like an idiot. If he doesn’t appreciate what you’re trying to do for him then maybe you should find a new guy who will trust you. This is only the beginning of the mistrust and jealousy.
aikhan 16
you need a new hot guy. Dump his ass.
ojoRojo 27
Insecure much? That’s a red flag, my friend
bobsanction 18
It's funny how many chicks FMLs are shit guys deal with ALL the time from women.
Lydmyers 9
LEAVE HIM. projection is a terrible thing and he has no right to project his insecurities onto you.
Danielle Roberts 9
Toxic asf, dumb him
jfigley 5
Sounds like he's recently been cheating on you. Maybe his girl on the side dressed "cute" for him and by you doing that reminded him of it.....
Haley Murray_1286357488 2
Toxic. Ive been through this. Get out now before its too late