By #201 - 05/02/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
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s_l_h82 0
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i literally laughed my face off for at least 10 mins after reading this. Thanks for shairing BAHAHAHAHA

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Dr_Phil 0

You didn't notice the bird poo on your pants ... ? Anyway, sucks that you licked bird poo. That's totally gross.

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Dr_Phil 0

You didn't notice the bird poo on your pants ... ? Anyway, sucks that you licked bird poo. That's totally gross.

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s_l_h82 0
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i literally laughed my face off for at least 10 mins after reading this. Thanks for shairing BAHAHAHAHA

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hahasooo 2

it was not that funny!

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connectthedots 7
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Another example of when people misuse the word 'literally'. Unless, of course, you actually laughed your face off... In which case, I'd definitely advise you to get that checked out by a doctor.

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Coatney 0
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i almost puked when i read this.

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Bruno_Mars_Fan 0

I was hoping the OP would say, "Then my mom walked in and saw what I had done. She won't believe me that I was just trying to lick off the ice cream!"

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BairaiF 0
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What is OP?

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TryToBeKind 0

lmao I did something like that once, but it wasn't shit. See, there was this creamy pinkish stuff squirted on the table and I went, "Oh, I wonder if that's yogart?" Turns out it was lotion. I didn't have any yogart in the house.

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kennaem1 11

*yogurt

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blah_blah_shity 0
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hahahaha the best one yet

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thecaylatheory 0
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lmfao. that sucks.

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VivaLaJewFace 0
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hahaha... sadly that's happened to me too. bad part was.. i thought it was part of a vanilla icecream with hard chocolate on the outside.... I was eating a sour Popsicle...

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drtu 0

lol this was funny

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FlavorfulUnicorn 4

Lol, delish!

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TJ_fml 0

#8-- AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, I fell out of my chair when I read that one.

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