Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
COMMENTS
By
Dr_Phil
| 0
You didn't notice the bird poo on your pants ... ? Anyway, sucks that you licked bird poo. That's totally gross.
By
s_l_h82
| 0
i literally laughed my face off for at least 10 mins after reading this.
Thanks for shairing
BAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for shairing
BAHAHAHAHA
Reply
hahasooo
| 2
it was not that funny!
Reply
connectthedots
| 7
Another example of when people misuse the word 'literally'. Unless, of course, you actually laughed your face off... In which case, I'd definitely advise you to get that checked out by a doctor.
By
Coatney
| 0
i almost puked when i read this.
Reply
Bruno_Mars_Fan
| 0
I was hoping the OP would say, "Then my mom walked in and saw what I had done. She won't believe me that I was just trying to lick off the ice cream!"
Reply
BairaiF
| 0
What is OP?
By
TryToBeKind
| 0
lmao I did something like that once, but it wasn't shit. See, there was this creamy pinkish stuff squirted on the table and I went, "Oh, I wonder if that's yogart?" Turns out it was lotion. I didn't have any yogart in the house.
Reply
kennaem1
| 11
*yogurt
By
blah_blah_shity
| 0
hahahaha the best one yet
By
thecaylatheory
| 0
lmfao. that sucks.
By
VivaLaJewFace
| 0
hahaha... sadly that's happened to me too. bad part was.. i thought it was part of a vanilla icecream with hard chocolate on the outside.... I was eating a sour Popsicle...
By
drtu
| 0
lol this was funny
By
FlavorfulUnicorn
| 4
Lol, delish!
By
TJ_fml
| 0
#8-- AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, I fell out of my chair when I read that one.
Thanks for shairing
BAHAHAHAHA