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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:26 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

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Same thing different taste

By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By wooed - 03/12/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

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That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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Fake mystery guy

By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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missL1z 5

Monday 19 September 2011 18:34

Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!

kristindabomb 12

Monday 19 September 2011 18:38

Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?

Comments

cmb8280 24

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:54

Gotta give him props for creativity though

Monkey1708 2

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:11

wow that made my night.

hellopiggy9914 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:21

same here!

mind_fucked 4

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:31

What the ****! I woulda punched him and left his ass and dumbass excuses behind! Hopefully op u dumped his ass then and there!

Jazz15 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:46

lmao!ohh dear goodness,I've heard a lot of excuses.but that has to be one of my favorites.verry original!

Fukk_fml 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 16:38

Wtf! Thats a first! Lmao

jack_tells_truth 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:53

You dated the dumbass, you deserve it. Put more effort into finding a decent guy next time

roxyelizabeth 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:23

Wow what a douche! Dump him!

Miss_Attitude96 24

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:05

You know it's bad, when they use the "long-lost-twin" trick. Way to find out now then later.

ravibabi001 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:21

What a douche

bethelluvscats 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 8:06

Well at least you realize how much of a Dumbass he is (x this is a Goid thing... You woukda wasted your time with an Unfaithful fool like him!

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