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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:26 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

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Same thing different taste

By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By wooed - 03/12/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

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That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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Fake mystery guy

By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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missL1z 5

Monday 19 September 2011 18:34

Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!

kristindabomb 12

Monday 19 September 2011 18:38

Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?

Comments

starfish7 18

Tuesday 20 September 2011 3:31

That's awful. I'm sorry! You will find someone who really loves you :)

ladiesman219 4

Tuesday 20 September 2011 4:00

Brother, your boyfriend was cheating on you with a guy?

chokolatecandie1 6

Tuesday 20 September 2011 4:05

lol such genius ..

hellopiggy9914 3

Tuesday 20 September 2011 4:11

time to break up.

yadudej 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 4:43

tell him to inform his "long lost twin brother" that he's now single.

MarioDragon 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:22

Hahahaha I haven't laughed so hard on the site in months

muhilrashid 4

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:41

French or irish ?

schmalee 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 6:47

obviously he's a complete dumb ass.

screamo_neve 12

Tuesday 20 September 2011 7:33

Fail of a comedian...

Lookinforlove10 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 7:43

Well if he thinks your dumb enough to think youll fall for that then you dont need him anyway.

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