Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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missL1z 5
Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!
kristindabomb 12
Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?
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Comments (174)
Rdeal304 2
how did he know who you were if he was ur boyfriends long lost brother? duh!
WeaverSka 16
Hahahaha! Not many FMLs make me laugh, but this is my all time favourite! I really hope he put on a fake moustache and monocle too :P
perdix 29
You ought to get even by cheating on him with his long-lost twin brother saying you love a guy with an accent. That'll teach him a lesson. . . Wait a minute.
SamanthaSaurus 13
My twin always uses that excuse. I always get the hits.
RabbitPressure1 6
Perhaps it's the truth? Heh heh heh...
live_2_eat 5
Lol, ouch. I'll give him points for creativity though :p
Enslaved 36
Are you dating "Shaggy"? ..........It wasn't me!
Pangee 3
OP "Instead of his usually excuses"? YDI for stayin with someone who has proven they aren't going to be faithful
brianjman14 22
Like others have said, she means what people usually say when they get caught cheating. She didn't mean he's cheated before.
HuGoo78_fml 16
Hard for you, but for doing this he must've been stupid... so good for you
fledrocknrolla 0
That's just genius I wouldn't have thought of anything better