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And how is this an FML?
I think you're taking the whole '**** my life' bit too seriously.
No, we just want non-shitty entries.
That guys a playerr Win+ 20 for him
This is not an FML, unless you're too much of a drama queen.. This, to me, is more of an MLIA.. Duh
@ Spiffy: I fully agree
What's wrong with faking accents? Guranteed way to bring women!
I don't get why he'd be faking a southern accent? YDI, for chosing a weirdo. But I still don't think this is much of an FML moment Just a "I'm an idiot" moment for chosing him.
it's not really average to fake an accent for over two months seeing as she had to get to know him as well as date him. so no, not mlia material. fml for sure.
given another month it'll stick as a full-fledged habit. eventually, it'll be natural and he won't think about it. i emphasised my lisp and the way i slur "r"s for a while to bug a friend and now i can't stop.
loony. confront him and see if he has a good reason for faking it.
Ew...southernerers.....
151 yeah and your ugly, fat and retarded no matter what your imaginary friends tell you. Ok, sorry, I had to do my daily trolling. Anyway, yeah, I don't see any problem with a southern accent at all. Who cares? (and after reading your bio I don't feel bad at all)
Lol new yorker and carolnian accents mixed
gotta love his commitment though
Of all the accents to fake, why fake retard, I mean southern.
ma look at yerr truck it diedd
DEY TUK ER JOBS
man y'all suck.
It's cool our economy is great lol. n Texas the last 10 years we've created 750 thousand jobs while the rest of the country has lost 2.2 million. Who's stupid now?
Southerners still suck
169, are you also the racist who says "it's cool I have black friends", too?
Funny. I actually have a very, very subtle southern accent. It mostly peeks when I'm near other hicks or very relaxed.
I can totally see how it's an FML. But it's not that bad, really. You either move on or you don't.
Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.
just watched A Time to Kill yesterday with McConaughey... maybe he wanted to be as "cool" as him to get you in bed. Too bad he fell for you.
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gotta love his commitment though
Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.