Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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missL1z 5
Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!
kristindabomb 12
Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?
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Comments (174)
Daralea 21
You're totally going to feel like a bitch when your REAL boyfriend walks in on you telling his twin off.
psuedodragon 23
At least it was an original excuse instead of a cliche... and you'll get to laugh at his stupidity for years to come!
Mourningstar 4
This was your FIRST clue he was a dumbass?!?
gemno333 8
Wow. That sucks. He sounds like a dream guy for any girl.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Dump him.
alexdeka 1
Nice touch body !
BellaBelle_fml 23
I don't think he's going to be touching her body any more...
Taurus_ChicKa 36
Usual excuses? How many times has he cheated on you? And you're still with him why? And that's a terrible excuse on his part.
daniel_2209 12
she meant excuses ppl usually give when they cheat, not the excuses her boyfriend usually gives when he cheats on her
crudeandrudeguy 29
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE FIFTH ONE TO POST THIS
ZielZone 4
You've got to give him props for originality
kangerbear101 7
Lols yes XD
RensM 22
Haha nice on the spot 'panicking'