Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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missL1z 5
Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!
kristindabomb 12
Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?
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Comments (174)
inpuredeceit 14
Was it a convincing accent at least?
prinzess_fml 25
Hi red badge
prinzess_fml 25
Like I am IgoRRRRR is twin brotheRRRRR, we were sepaRRRRated because ouRRRR dad wanted us to be spieyes for СССР (Союз Советских Социалистических Республик)
inpuredeceit 14
Dude, that's a totally convincing accent! I'd fall for it.
beastin34 0
and he didn't get away with it? damn maybe next time
Snookie85 19
Wow, accent and all, did ya buy it?
Madiluvsyuh98 2
The usual excuses?! You shouldve kicked him to the curb the first time!
construction 7
You dumb one she meant the usual excuses that cheating boyfriends say, not that he's done it before
soccerchicx9x 5
^ You could've taken "the usual excuses" either way, "you dumb one".
superstar429 7
wow she wasn't talking about he did mor than once he was talking who says the ling lost twin story and fakes an accent you made me laugh every one makes mistake dont worry
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Wow im stupid.
slushpup9696 12
You get points back for admitting it, though.
HWICUNow 10
you're not stupid. I thought the same thing. I think OP should have played along and "cheated" with the twin. (And then denied it the next day)
twinny_sc 13
How creative is he ?!
Headcrab 29
usual excuses... so he did this at least twice before... YDI then. 2nd chance, yes. 3rd chance? no way.
kkmwong 11
Dump him.
stacianichole 2
"usual excuses" might mean typical, cliche things you might expect to hear from someone who gets caught cheating... like, "I slipped and fell into her ******" or "I thought she was you" or "we were on a break"
Al_HyLo 5
finally someone who's not a retard :)
shift_love 13
I slipped and fell into her ******. LMAO. This comment was better than the fml
Freeze_fml 16
Sounds like you've been dating a bright individual.
prinzess_fml 25
yeah I wonder what accent it was: British? French? German? Mexican... Pirate?
psuedodragon 23
"Arrr, matey! It be true, I be the lad's long-lost broth'r. Ye need na' be gettin' mad at 'im, for I not be 'im!" *shifty eyes*
Joey44 15
I'd totally fall for that accent.