Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Well I guess sometimes when you feel a certain way, you fear that others won't accept you. However, sometimes it's just obvious that someone you know is gay, so perhaps she just meant "duh" as a way to say she knew all along. Don't stress it. You said it, and it sounds like you were torn apart between your mother accepting you or not. Whether or not she accepts you, you said what you needed to say, and you no longer need to think about it.
CheeseGirl 0
Did she say duh in a bad way or did she accept you? Sounds to me like she knew and doesn't care. Def. not a FML situation, more like a Awesome Accepting Mom situation, if she does that is.
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Purane2forever 0
QUEERS MAKE ME SICK
nyletak 0
I agree with #1. :)
justjayit 0
Hahahaha! Dude that's hilarious. Congrats for coming out, though. To me it sounds like your already knew and accepted it, so if that's the case be happy, even if your moment was kinda ruined. Hehehe
Tehalon 0
#39 You think i dont date much because i dont think men should cry? (Unless you got stabbed in the face or your dog died or some valid reason like that) I don't know what is much by your standarts but im oke with my dating life.
wildstar 0
Haha! That's classic. Doesn't sound like your mom has a problem with it. Sounds like a lot of people around you probably knew already.
Sokupants 0
You should watch ANOTHER GAY MOVIE! XD thats what happens there too exactly the same thing!
nicolew111 0
Awe, that's so sad, but so cute!
Jonny_1 0
Be thankful, she took it pretty well, if you need to talk about the whole gay thang check out the website I put as mine though, I found it very supportive (if you're not already a member that is :P)
bcmg44 0
Moms are pretty good at this kind of stuff.
_Elizabeth_ 0
Hahaha. Well, it seems you're mom is ok with it so I guess it's not a total fyl. just the part where you had a speech planned and broke down. But really, the fact that your mom seemed to understand so quickly overshadows that part. And congrats!