Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Well I guess sometimes when you feel a certain way, you fear that others won't accept you. However, sometimes it's just obvious that someone you know is gay, so perhaps she just meant "duh" as a way to say she knew all along. Don't stress it. You said it, and it sounds like you were torn apart between your mother accepting you or not. Whether or not she accepts you, you said what you needed to say, and you no longer need to think about it.
CheeseGirl 0
Did she say duh in a bad way or did she accept you? Sounds to me like she knew and doesn't care. Def. not a FML situation, more like a Awesome Accepting Mom situation, if she does that is.
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Comments (134)
mattt_fml 0
Don't worry 'bout it. After thoroughly preparing for the worst I came out to my mom freshman year of high school. She organized the sunday school at my conservative lutheran church for eight years...turns out she knew since i was in kindergarten...i didn't even have it figured out then. oh well.
IAmBridgette 0
Sometimes parents can tell. When I told my mom I was bi she said she suspected it. And then I asked if I should tell dad and right away she said "No!" xD
IMz0r 0
That was just too funny...
sexymanapee 0
aww poor u HAHA
evendar 0
I only hope my mom takes it as well as yours did...
LBedford 0
That didn't happen to you. It is from "Another Gay Movie".
latuka 0
a friend of mine came out to her mom, and her mom said "yes!! you won't be a pregnant teen!!"
realworldhk 0
what's so FML? I really hope it was your real experience because it is like one of the best coming out story I ever heard! :-)
latterdaysperk 0
Wish mine went that well...my mother kicked me out...
romanceaser 0
you queer,,, stay overseas, we need normal people here
pinklady_fml 0
seems like ur mom figured you out already and she seems to be accepting of u :) cool mom if u ask me