Smoking hot dude

By Anonymous - 05/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
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azouwa 26

I suggest you give her a week before you hit her with part 2.

Give it a month, or 5

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azouwa 26

I suggest you give her a week before you hit her with part 2.

Give it a month, or 5

Compromise, promise her you won’t smoke at your big fat gay wedding.

It should be ok, just as long as you're not a Republican.

If you're gonna tell it, then you gotta tell it all.

That would have worked better in reverse

Your mum sounds Mormon. :) But seriously OP, who smokes in 2018? Quit that shit now!

Just tell your mom that you enjoy ‘big cigars’. If you know what I mean.

I can understand not being happy about your cold smoking but crying because of that? Really? Hope you got the other thing through to her, though.

darkchaosforces 12

You should make a trailer out of that! "When a man expresses that he smokes and is gay to his beloved parents, mom just can't take the heat. Find out what happens next on 'My Hidden Confessions, Part Two!'"