Love, Kids, Health and LGBTQIA+: Smoking hot dude

Smoking hot dude

By Anonymous - 05/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML

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By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 11:23 - Australia - Mackay

Today, I regretfully confessed to my parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous pause, followed by the question, "Are you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

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Supportive

By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 22:43 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML

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By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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azouwa 26

Thursday 21 June 2018 5:20

I suggest you give her a week before you hit her with part 2.

EggyDogger 13

Thursday 5 July 2018 19:07

Give it a month, or 5

Comments

azouwa 26

Thursday 21 June 2018 5:20

I suggest you give her a week before you hit her with part 2.

EggyDogger 13

Thursday 5 July 2018 19:07

Give it a month, or 5

pjsr 32

Thursday 5 July 2018 20:43

Compromise, promise her you won’t smoke at your big fat gay wedding.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 5 July 2018 21:47

It should be ok, just as long as you're not a Republican.

yeezuschrist420 11

Tuesday 10 July 2018 5:00

Truth

coolmike699 26

Friday 6 July 2018 0:08

If you're gonna tell it, then you gotta tell it all.

dexter420 21

Friday 6 July 2018 2:29

That would have worked better in reverse

chosha_fml 26

Friday 6 July 2018 2:34

Your mum sounds Mormon. :) But seriously OP, who smokes in 2018? Quit that shit now!

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 6 July 2018 4:30

Just tell your mom that you enjoy ‘big cigars’. If you know what I mean.

Sinshine 28

Friday 6 July 2018 7:34

I can understand not being happy about your cold smoking but crying because of that? Really? Hope you got the other thing through to her, though.

darkchaosforces 12

Friday 6 July 2018 7:38

You should make a trailer out of that! "When a man expresses that he smokes and is gay to his beloved parents, mom just can't take the heat. Find out what happens next on 'My Hidden Confessions, Part Two!'"