Mr. Smooth

By funkmylife69 - 23/09/2019 06:06

Today, I made out with the guy I've had a huge crush on for the first time. He wrapped his arms around me, and whispered softly into my ear, "I can't wait to bone you." FML
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To be perfectly honest, that's what every guy thinks when making out ... if not before. JS.

Maybe I don't understand the concept of a crush. Back in my day, it meant you someone you wanted to bone.

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To be perfectly honest, that's what every guy thinks when making out ... if not before. JS.

Like as soon as I lay eyes on them. Getting to know them excludes many.

Maybe I don't understand the concept of a crush. Back in my day, it meant you someone you wanted to bone.

That’s your crush. Another winner picked a winner.

Maybe it was a joke? Hopefully you're the joking type

Wadlaen 23

That's a keeper!💕😂

Find another crush this one obviously gets around.

So romantic 🙄

Was it the sentiment or the phrasing that made this an FML in your mind?

At least you know he’s into you.