By funkmylife69 - 23/9/2019 06:06

Mr. Smooth

Today, I made out with the guy I've had a huge crush on for the first time. He wrapped his arms around me, and whispered softly into my ear, "I can't wait to bone you." FML

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By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7845706 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:39

To be perfectly honest, that's what every guy thinks when making out ... if not before. JS.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7845713 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:51

Maybe I don't understand the concept of a crush.

Back in my day, it meant you someone you wanted to bone.

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By worldclassrager | 39

#7845705 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:22

What a dick

By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7845706 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:39

To be perfectly honest, that's what every guy thinks when making out ... if not before. JS.

RichardPencil | 27

#7845908 - Monday 23 September 2019 22:47

Like as soon as I lay eyes on them.

Getting to know them excludes many.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7845713 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:51

Maybe I don't understand the concept of a crush.

Back in my day, it meant you someone you wanted to bone.

By DogStew | 17

#7845716 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:52

That’s your crush. Another winner picked a winner.

By SkullHQ | 27

#7845720 - Monday 23 September 2019 7:20

Maybe it was a joke? Hopefully you're the joking type

By Wadlaen | 15

#7845740 - Monday 23 September 2019 10:15

That's a keeper!💕😂

By JackWood | 5

#7845757 - Monday 23 September 2019 11:37

Find another crush this one obviously gets around.

By Abbusser | 9

#7845773 - Monday 23 September 2019 13:42

Some guys always know the right thing to say...

By demix_fml | 29

#7845791 - Monday 23 September 2019 15:13

So romantic 🙄

By DieYuppieScum | 4

#7845793 - Monday 23 September 2019 15:19

Was it the sentiment or the phrasing that made this an FML in your mind?