Slasher

By Anonymous - 24/09/2020 08:01 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, I made some burritos when a photo frame fell and smashed over my pan. I'm pretty broke so I thought I got all the glass out of the meat and ate some. I reheated the meat for dinner too and well, I found the glass that time... FML
I agree, your life sucks 937
You deserved it 830

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bl3ur0z3 17

I've been that broke, but I would skip a meal before risking my life for a burrito.

And that’s why you don’t hang wall decorations over the stove... Seriously, hungry or not if you get broken glass in your food you throw it out.

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And that’s why you don’t hang wall decorations over the stove... Seriously, hungry or not if you get broken glass in your food you throw it out.

bl3ur0z3 17

I've been that broke, but I would skip a meal before risking my life for a burrito.

Why would that be hung right over the stove?

Bit of an odd place to hang a photo. Why don't you have an extractor hood over the stove?

I don't have one because I got cabinets over my stove. I hate it

Old houses don’t come with those, old apartments either. It’s an expense a broke person who would risk eating glass could never afford to add lol

When deciding if i should eat something questionable/expired. I always ask myself "should I risk food poisoning over x dollars" Answers always no.

KingAdrock 16

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. Consider yourself lucky if you only found it with your mouth, rather than your stomach or intestines. That could have required surgery. I don't care how broke you are, broken glass in your food means TRASH.