Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
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Top comments
jlc82 14
sorry to tell you this but it won't get any better...it will in fact get worse
smoochmysnoot 6
Time for him to wash his own laundry, and wipe his ass properly. Or install a bidet, they’re very handy! Best of luck, OP!
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Comments (6)
jlc82 14
sorry to tell you this but it won't get any better...it will in fact get worse
mike3775 36
Time to find yourself an adult boyfriend
smoochmysnoot 6
Time for him to wash his own laundry, and wipe his ass properly. Or install a bidet, they’re very handy! Best of luck, OP!
copalolita 16
Dump that manchild. Imagine when you guys have children. Run far far away.
geerod 16
Never trust a fart ! He may have bowel problems but should pretreat or soak his underwear rather than just throw it in the wash like it didn’t happen or he didn’t notice.
DLBL 22
At the hospital, the guys who left shit on their sheets were always divorced. No mystery there.