Follow through

By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 16:00

Today, my kid was on an app that makes fart noises. After too many minutes of this, I wrestled the phone away. He then went on to make real farts. Stinky ones. Then, had the inevitable shart, along with hysterical laughter. FML
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You deserved it 276

Same thing different taste

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This makes me more happy I'm childfree.

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Hahahaha lmao how old is your kid? Perhaps that's payback for taking the phone away from him.

This makes me more happy I'm childfree.

Make him wash his underwear. That will stop him from making any more sharts.

tiptoppc 19

You’ve never had, nor been a boy, have you? Skid marks in your BVDs just come with the territory!

And how old is this kid? Sounds like too young/immature to have his own phone. Unless it was your phone, but either way, it sounds like he did that intentionally. Disgusting.