Kids, Poopoo peepee and Awkward: Follow through - FML

Follow through

By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 16:00

Today, my kid was on an app that makes fart noises. After too many minutes of this, I wrestled the phone away. He then went on to make real farts. Stinky ones. Then, had the inevitable shart, along with hysterical laughter. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 21 July 2022 16:08

Plot twist: The "kid" is 34 years old.

Hangryko 26

Thursday 21 July 2022 20:06

This makes me more happy I'm childfree.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 21 July 2022 16:08

Plot twist: The "kid" is 34 years old.

cuz803 44

Thursday 21 July 2022 16:42

Hahahaha lmao how old is your kid? Perhaps that's payback for taking the phone away from him.

Hangryko 26

Thursday 21 July 2022 20:06

This makes me more happy I'm childfree.

Yudith 24

Friday 22 July 2022 3:16

Make him wash his underwear. That will stop him from making any more sharts.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Friday 22 July 2022 4:27

If only it were that easy...

tiptoppc 18

Friday 22 July 2022 16:50

You’ve never had, nor been a boy, have you? Skid marks in your BVDs just come with the territory!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 23 July 2022 5:04

And how old is this kid? Sounds like too young/immature to have his own phone. Unless it was your phone, but either way, it sounds like he did that intentionally. Disgusting.

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