By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

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genius_man16 0

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

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HeyitsPheddy 0

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

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bosco_kk 0

LOL, at least he was honest.

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Niahbby 0

Must have been good if it was that serious.

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dizzyyy 0

LoL. Oh well. Just make sure he starts buying more stuff!

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Windexglow 0

The guy probably isn't serious, but a bit on the insecure side.

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imkendra 0

Were you kidding about your reason for being with him? If not, sounds like quite the exchange you two have got going on.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

It says directly in the FML "I was joking."

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Blue_Coconuts 7

This has been said about 60 times. If it is true you deserve it. If my girl ever told me that, I'd say the exact same thing followed with "But not good enough, we're done." **** shallow girls, even if someone says that as a joke, part of them is serious.

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genius_man16 0

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

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DarkMirror 0

What a strong foundation you've built this relationship upon.

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