Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, when I got home from the store, the dog was wiping his ass on the carpet, my two older boys were brawling, my youngest was crying because he'd broken a glass and cut himself, and my husband was in the kitchen, eating the cake I'd told him to leave alone. FML
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Top comments
rukiafujioka 0
Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!
NapalmFrog 0
Well, at least they were thoughtful.
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Comments (211)
catatonicsleep 17
you said only a few of your coats got wrecked so you have more you could wear instead....
DSuarez94 0
ever heard of a babysitter they must've have pretty young if they thought that was a good idea ydi for leaving them home alone at such a young age
inerdablanket 4
Just because they did that doesn't mean they're too young to be left home alone. They could be of any age and just stupid.
acro_actress95 0
She could have been next door talking to the neighbor and decided not to make them come along since she was so close to home anyways. You never know because on this site you never get the WHOLE story.
Qup 0
wow. how sad to have such stupid kids.
so_me_fml 0
Ha ha that's cute. Children + dogs = entertaining, often destructive combination :) at least it wasn't a real fur coat.
livingdeath 0
But he WAS cold!
AAAAHHHH12 2
Nice emphasis on WAS. :p
zach5 0
Nice kids.
rockonCB4 0
That's adorable! They were just trying to make the dog feel better. I don't think this is an FML at all.
gdude756 0
YDI for owning a fur coat
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
It was FAUX fur. Look it up in the dictionary.
hellojessi 0
It's FAUX you idiot. I wounder how many poeple clicked YDI because they were too ignorant to know that faux = FAKE.
whatacoolkid 0
you deserve it, number 21, cause you're an idiot. It's not real fur, so dont have a kid, ok? god, people these days, always finding an excuse to complain about something.....
1234five 0
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ydi for having a fur coat. animal abuser.
cljc 1
FAUX FUR!
lifecouldbeworse 0
You're a ******* dumbass! Get an education and learn what faux is #22!
AAAAHHHH12 2
Really, shut up if you haven't read the FML. You're making yourself look even stupider by insulting the OP when you don't even have a ******* clue what FAUX fur is. Idiot. And yeah, look it up in the dictionary, dipshit!
Stiggy626 25
faux means fake genius
aback 5
Sit your kids down and tell them about the nifty new invention they may not be aware of: BLANKETS.