By nikkiquila_0699 - Canada
Today, I came back from my 3 month vacation from France. During my vacation I lost 32lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML
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  DeadMansCrack  |  4

Jeez,why are all these tight asses putting thumbs down for one word? Damn, I didn't know you guys disliked the word "oh" so much. I'll make sure to leave that word out in case I get first again.


I agree voting down the first guy if all he says is first, but just having it on the end?
It was a legit comment, it should not be this way. I shall rate it up to try to unbury it

  seanreddog  |  4

Im guessing the OP is a fatass, doesn't she lose 32 lbs every time she takes a crap? That's like 12 Courics! She'll need to break a hundred if she wants a record! 

  grammarcheck  |  2

Why does NO ONE use Oxford commas? Which pronunciation is closer to what you say, "younger (pause) thinnerandtanner" or "younger (pause) thinner (pause) and tanner"??

OP, it just might be breakup time

  jmspin  |  0

the moderator should get rid of comments by douche bags like you instead of by people who actually have something to say. and next time you get all excited about what number you are make sure you write the correct number down fuck head

By  plexico  |  3

Good job losing 32 lbs, but it looks like you've got about 110 to go, and you'll be fine.

The first 32 you lost with diet, exercise and willpower, but the next 110 will require horse tranquilizer, a pillow and heavy-duty plastic bags. Good luck.


Uhmm, Plexico, sorry to break it to you, but you forgot shovel on that list.

Hell, I'm certain shovel can replace that list :P
'Tis the perfect tool. You can kill with it, then use it to bury the body!

  plexico  |  3

Good one, Mr. Lyrics, I was leaving the disposal of the body as an exercise for the reader. I do like your notion that the shovel could do double-duty as a bludgeon.

And sagbleast95, I agree that "Taking her sister out doesn't sound like a good idea." That's why the boyfriend shouldn't have done it. Now, the sister must pay for accepting.

  XOfiestypixie  |  0

Plexico = win.

Though you might also want to add night-vision goggles to your list too, because disposing bodies in the middle of the forest at night can be dangerous, and flashlights give you away. Hell, if you're going for murder, might as well have fun with it and make sure you don't get caught. =)

By  pasiphae9  |  5

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway


Pasiphae... Seriously?? Forget what the girl looks like. If your boyfriend is checking out your little sister IN FRONT OF YOU, then he's an ass. Who would say that's something that you should put up with? If I'm with a guy, I'm not going to try to say I don't check out other people. But siblings are off limits and doing it in front of the other person is just rude.