By Unbearable - United States
Today, my mom insisted on putting sunscreen on me. I closed my eyes and shut my mouth while she rubbed some on my face. Halfway through, I burped. I opened my mouth just in time to get a large glob of sunscreen in it. FML
Unbearable_fml tells us more :
One of my friends brought to my attention that one of my ol' FMLs is still circulating with quite a bit of controversy, so I'm back to add a little bit of insight: For those of you who called me childish for not applying my own sunscreen, I'm far from flexible and I'd like to say that any normal person can't reach their back, so my mom went ahead and did that for me. Since she had some extra sunscreen on her fingers, she went ahead and did my face too, as I did the rest of my body. For those of you who said that it was rude of me to burp on my mother, I completely agree, but my eyes were closed and I had just had Taco Bell, so you know how it is. I didn't know my mom's fingers were so close to my face, my eyes being closed in all, so—I don't really remember, this was years ago. I'm glad I have a published FML, but my day at the beach turned sour when I had to wash sunscreen out of my mouth with seawater! My mom and I still laugh about it, though. Have a good day!
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  chlorinegreen  |  27

burping with your mouth closed is the same thing as burping through your nose. if it hurts maybe it's more heartburn. or you ate spicy food lol. but op that really gross, ugh tough luck!

  crymore007  |  11

9 but what about in south park where when people didn't fart they would spontaneously combust? the same principle could be applied here.

LOL JK southpark is really stupid.

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

^ South Park is far from stupid. It's an intelligently, though gross, written satire of our society. Family Guy is stupid.

But OP- That's just rude. Do you just open your mouth and burp every time you get the urge to burp? My, my... What a classy lady.
That's seriously disgusting, for both men and women. Get some manners- you absolutely deserve it for basically burping in your mom's faces.. For burping aloud and open-mouthed, period, but burping in your mom's face just makes it worse.

  a_nutritionist  |  10

@58 its not unnatural to burp, its fucking rude to burp in someones face while theyre putting sunscreen on you. this idiot totally deserved it for not either holding it for a few seconds or not opening their mouth.

  tiger8255  |  13

Sunscreen has stuff in it which is poisonous. I 1: hope op got it all out or called poison control or something and 2: wonder how well sunscreen tastes :3