Miscellaneous: Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed...

By indecentcameraexposure - 05/09/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML

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By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 05:56 - United States - Sacramento

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

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By Death By Parent - 19/07/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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Pandasaur 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:22

Oops. People snickering when they see you naked is never a good sign. FYL.

Paigeth 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:28

No offense, but KPK's (Kodak Picture Kiosks, as they're called), are very simple to use. It even speaks to you and tells you what to do.

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Pandasaur 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:22

Oops. People snickering when they see you naked is never a good sign. FYL.

IamSpartacus 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:15

First reply!

Zombierella 2

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:42

FREE ****

seanreddog 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 7:23

YDI FOR SELLING YOURSELF AT WALMART. Your "always low prices, always" for a reason, fat bìtch.

greendaygirl999 5

Monday 22 March 2010 7:57

YDI for being a **** and taking nudies

NoahStaz 3

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:41

It was a dude...

twilightluver347 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:26

and that makes it any better?

Sae_Ghelk 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 11:21

atleast he doesen't like twilight.

KatherineAnne 7

Friday 9 September 2011 5:03

I'd snicker if I saw a guy was taking nudes. Yukkk I don't want to see pictures of dicks lol

PoeticPixie 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:23

That's why you check these things beforehand. Be a little smarter next time

_anonymoose_ 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:24

YDI

Paigeth 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:28

No offense, but KPK's (Kodak Picture Kiosks, as they're called), are very simple to use. It even speaks to you and tells you what to do.

YourLifeIsntOver 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:29

I think you deserve to be put on the WHOF! (Walmart Hall of Fame). FYL for sure.

gummibehrs 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:24

Or Hall of Shame, depending on if they were snickering because of the nudes, or because of something about the nudes :o

gummibehrs 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:26

Either way it's funny :D

null_fml 11

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:29

You take enough naked pictures of yourself that you can actually lose track of / forget about them?

OneandOnlyOne 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:29

They were laughing, NOT snickering. You must be Really tiny!!

mattjakon 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:03

who said it was a guy ?

KailyKii 11

Wednesday 26 October 2011 10:45

Well if you look at the post you can clearly see it.

Chowi_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:30

Wacky Canadian!

iljajlm 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:35

I don't see why pepole randomly take nude pics of themselves. But YDI. Check your damn camera first.

shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:48

Who cares you won't see them again

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